"Co-written by B.A. Robertson and Noel Edmonds". Now, normally you'd be forgiven for thinking that the phrase that rightly follows this is "Be afraid, be very afraid" but, somehow, no. "I Wanna Be A Winner" is a solid faux-powerpopper. How come? No idea. 1982. Telly people.
Pictured here is the super-elusive Dutch pressing which sports a different p/s to the common-enough UK and German issues. I just got this one yesterday. In a shop, it was either this or an acetate of the Tapeworm single, so obviously I made the right choice again.
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