I dunno. From the bang of the kinderbunker and "The Boy Looked At Johnny" to a whimper: Tony Parsons just did 'UK punk and new wave' as his specialist subject on Celebrity Mastermind (BBC TV, 5th Jan.), and he was rubbish.
He was there, like - can't take that away from him - but the memory's gone. And in some pretty embarrassing ways, too: "the Hacienda"... I mean, you know, there's a limit, right?
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